Dear Mother, This Is Just Survival

davidsreality:

Hi! I’m Doug DimmaDome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.

(via up-the-punx)

(805)-550-8683

handsomewolf:

ifreakinhatetrudy:

Two can play at this game :3

Send me pictures of anything you want this is my number

484-885-4956. Do it.

The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
This was a good way to spend our day off. It involved liquor, locking our keys in the car and a cop having to get our door open for us.

This was a good way to spend our day off. It involved liquor, locking our keys in the car and a cop having to get our door open for us.

(Source: einsteinonacid, via chelsayah)

(Source: emma-stone, via bestbrothers)

Can’t sleep. Feel like I did something wrong.

(Source: umhifuckoff)

(Source: xderekxwarrenx)